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I was going to say that I heard a really stupid song today called I Wanna Touch You. Then I found out it was by All-American Rejects so I will forgive them. If they were some sort of pop-punk-rock band I find unsubstantial and stupid e.g. um, ok I don’t know I can’t think of anything right now, like We The Kings or something (although I know they wouldn’t sound like that) but AAR pulls off very stupid songs quite well I find. Somehow. Maybe I think Tyson Ritter is hot.
I mean, I really do like his cheekbones? But he’s all straggly-haired and gross looking now. His hotness is so on and off.
You know who I found really handsome at one point? The guy from the Avril Lavigne Girlfriend video. So much so that I went to find out who he is.
He is some model. His name is Bryan McMullin.
And Mitch Hewer from Skins is positively beautiful but I won’t post his picture here because it’s embarrassing because a lot of people know who he is now. More than before anyway.
Anyway I would never want to go out with a model (assuming any male models wanted to go out with me) because omg do you really want to see your boyfriend doing a catwalk? Isn’t that pretty off-putting? That’s, like, for beautiful gay guys to do, not your boyfriend. Not to mention he’d be more vain than you. “Honey, wait, let me put on my eyeliner first.” (So it applies to punk rockers too.) Models can date models I guess.
Which reminds me of the tragic Marlon Brando story. His life story is so interesting, how come I never found out about him earlier? He’s practically as interesting as, I don’t know, Anna Nicole or something. Okay, scratch that, Marilyn? Point is, he is such a horny bastard. Or very fertile at least. Right now his grandson, son of his crazy half-Tahitian daughter who commited suicide at 25, is a model for Versace:
His name is Tuki Brando. Yes, Tuki, because he is Tahitian I guess. So fascinating right???
And there are like at least 10 other Brando children out there somewhere. Ranging from ages 40 to 14, or something along those lines. Shocking…
I remember back in ‘07 or something when I had some really stupid blog post about beautiful people and I put people like PETE WENTZ there? Wtf! I am so embarrassed of myself. And the Savage Garden guy (the one that is not Darren Hayes), though I think he is quite beautiful unless he’s turned fat by now. He is Australian after all.
Ohhh, shit fuck, I’m going to be late for tuition! My Chinaman awaits. When I get back I will post pictures of fishball noodles <333333
