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Yes, we’re back. Visited Army Boy at his house in the morning and went home to take a nap for a bit. And I had the WEIRDEST DREAM!!!!
You know dreams are really hard to get the order right so I’ll just run through it roughly. Apparently, I was together with John Krasinski. Yes, from The Office.
But I was still with Omar. So at first I was thinking “Wtf? I’m cheating on Omar with John Krasinski?” And then I found out that John Krasinski and I were actually engaged. And not just that, we had a “1 year old child”, which I kept referring to in the dream. So I was cheating on John Krasinski (I’m going to be using his full name throughout the story) with Omar! Omg bizarro plz! And I had a kid with John Krasinski wtf. Never saw this kid in the dream though.
I remember struggling to tell Omar about John Krasinski after the sudden realisation that I had a relationship with him. Apparently I forgot about it. HAHA. And I couldn’t tell John Krasinski about Omar at all. Because I had a baby with him after all.
Well that’s the gist of it. I will feel strange the next time I watch The Office.
